Dear eHarmony,
Sorry, but apparently my 9 year-old won't be needing your services, like, ever.
He told us that he wants to go out with a girl on a "real" date, not meet her online because that, according to him, is "just creepy."
You are going to have to start making changes in your advertising if you want to reach the singles of tomorrow.
Just sayin'.
Regards,
Mother of Future Dating Expert (apparently)
10 comments:
too funny, I gather he got an email.
So... when he meets Scott on Saturday do I tell him how we met?
LOL! Gotta love email marketing.
Heh. I met my husband online when I was 13. Give him a few more years. LOL.
Great! Remind him that Grammie met his Grandpa in a BAR. 36+years ago.
Now days, THAT'S creepy.
(Jen... tell me more!)
xxxooomom
Great! Remind him that Grammie met his Grandpa in a BAR. 36+years ago.
Now days, THAT'S creepy.
(Jen... tell me more!)
xxxooomom
Marketing cracks me up. I think it was a big mistake for Playboy Magazine to send my newly 18 year old son an offer for a free issue to his mother's house!
This is just hysterical! Out of the mouths of babes...Reminds me of that show "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Priceless.
Hysterical..hahahaha
My friend just tried to use eHarmony and got rejected. They said there were no matches for her. She felt like such a freak, but she is so normal and sweet and pretty. It is definitely their loss. So it sounds like your son is on to their madness.
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