Tuesday, July 22, 2008

My Apologies to eHarmony

Dear eHarmony,

Sorry, but apparently my 9 year-old won't be needing your services, like, ever.

He told us that he wants to go out with a girl on a "real" date, not meet her online because that, according to him, is "just creepy."

You are going to have to start making changes in your advertising if you want to reach the singles of tomorrow.

Just sayin'.

Regards,
Mother of Future Dating Expert (apparently)

10 comments:

AGSoccerMom said...

too funny, I gather he got an email.

your cousin said...

So... when he meets Scott on Saturday do I tell him how we met?

Domestic Spaz said...

LOL! Gotta love email marketing.

Kyla said...

Heh. I met my husband online when I was 13. Give him a few more years. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Great! Remind him that Grammie met his Grandpa in a BAR. 36+years ago.

Now days, THAT'S creepy.


(Jen... tell me more!)

xxxooomom

Anonymous said...

Great! Remind him that Grammie met his Grandpa in a BAR. 36+years ago.

Now days, THAT'S creepy.


(Jen... tell me more!)

xxxooomom

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Marketing cracks me up. I think it was a big mistake for Playboy Magazine to send my newly 18 year old son an offer for a free issue to his mother's house!

Coffeegrl said...

This is just hysterical! Out of the mouths of babes...Reminds me of that show "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Priceless.

Kimmylyn said...

Hysterical..hahahaha

Jen said...

My friend just tried to use eHarmony and got rejected. They said there were no matches for her. She felt like such a freak, but she is so normal and sweet and pretty. It is definitely their loss. So it sounds like your son is on to their madness.