Mommy! What are you doing?
I'm taking the ornaments off the tree honey, we need to take it down.
Because the dog suddenly thought the tree looked like a fire hydrant, the needles are falling off, and I just noticed that there are spider webs all over the star and the top of the tree and you know what that means, don't you?
It means that there might be a giant spider living in our tree, and you know how much Mommy doesn't like spiders right?
So I'm taking it down.
Good job Mom. How many days until we can get another one?
I usually leave the tree up until New Year's Day. However, that is not the case this year! The stockings can stay one more day...
That is, as long as the dog doesn't mistake them for fire hydrants.
Thankfully, his aim is not that high.