Sesame Street For Grown-Ups: A Contest!

Remember that split-screen part of the old-fashioned Sesame Street episodes from our youth where you had to guess which "thing" was not like the others?

Well, today I offer you my own version of that childhood game.

Instead of which one of these things is not like the other, what do all of these things have in common?

$10 Starbuck's gift card to the winner (and Linda, no, you may not play)!

* I heard the long-forgotten "Rumpshaker" and did some wicked moves behind the steering wheel.

* Saw a man who resembled Simon LeBon, Rod Stewart and Barry Mannilow all in one!

* That same man told me that I needed a breath mint. Ouch.

* Met a woman who had become recently engaged to a man that looked exactly like Santa Claus after a 13 year dry spell (she had been single for 13 years). Gave her a hug.

* Saw lots of men going to the bathroom.

* Spoke with someone who had been to prison THREE times.

* Spoke to a guy who said he finds artwork while kayaking in the Snohomish river who also sported a new pair of Isotoner gloves that he was waaaaay proud of.

* Met a "Doug."

* Danced to a Billie Jean/Word Up mix with my best friend's husband.

* Had a strawberry milkshake.

* Saw an old lady wearing party hats like a bra. She was also wearing a school-girl skirt that showed her underpants, but that's neither here nor there. The cones were funny.

* Helped someone up who had fallen on the stairs (hmmm. . . it was that Simon LeBon guy!).

* Watched Sheena*, The Foosball Champion, get her butt kicked despite her hot pink handle grips (she informed us that everyone has them -- all the cool foosball playas, that is. Who knew?).

* Was twirled on the dance floor by my husband.

So, anyone want to give it a shot? Leave your best guesses in the comments. You have 24 hours to tell me what all of the above references have to do with each other - then, I'll announce a winner and you can claim your Starbuck's card!