He Was a Skater boy, I Said See Ya Later Boy . . .

To Whom It May Concern,

Sunday morning, this former skater boy and his formerly snobby girlfriend (now wife and mother of their radical offspring) will take a much-needed sabbatical from their brood (leaving them in the hands of their trusty grandparents) and travel to westward ports to embark on 24hrs. of alone-time. They will spend their time walking the beach, exploring antique stores without worrying about anyone breaking anything, eat whatever they want (no nuggets of any kind allowed) and retire in their quarters without making numerous trips into the rooms of little ones who want another drink of water! Please do not disturb!

Sincerely,

The Formerly Snobby Girlfriend With the Mall Hair