Friday, September 23, 2011


Folks, I have a real honest-to-goodness dilemma and I desperately need your help.

I woke up the other morning and this was in my house!


A teenager.

A football player.

A Freshmen in high school.

I swear, I closed my eyes to catch a few winks, as any tired mother finds herself doing from time to time when the coffee pot has grown empty and the dust bunnies are under control, and when I woke up, there he was, in all of his teenagerdness glory.

Send grocery money.



Anonymous said...

Send him over. We'll put him to work & feed him.

Seriously, the most interesting part of caring for those 3 while you were gone was the CONSTANT need to re-stock the larder. And it was all healthy!


flutter said...

cereal will never be safe in your house, again

Kyla said...

So the rumors are true...mine is supposed to morph into one of those in about 5 years. AGH! You should write an owner's manual so I will know how to proceed. ;)

Little Miss Sunshine State said...

The year he turned 15 my son grew 6 1/2 inches!
I used to buy 2 boxes of cereal and 2 gallons of milk just for him and he would inhale bananas. When they are athletes they burn off every single calorie.