- I tried to stop drinking Diet Coke. It didn't work, but I tried it anyway.
- Not one, but two black cats ran in front of my car yesterday.
- The snow fell, in feet.
- Then the water came, also in feet.
- I gave McRae a mohawk. It was a haircut gone terribly wrong, but we're working with it.
- I passed up a bowl of ice cream.
and, worst of all
- I joined Facebook.
Is there any hope?