Oh Google, oh google
How I love thee,
To find what I need
Or what is questioning me.
But Google, oh google
You've gone too far
When your users come here
Looking for a cigar!
Some recent searches that brought visitors here a la Google which inspired this post are:
Easter Bunny M*th - I know we live near Granite Falls (aka former meth capitol of the world, and the town who blames the Oprah show for their slow home sales after their meth report), but come on, you aren't going to find that here!
Wiggles Groupies - I know, this is of my own doing. But, I still think they aren't as bad as Barney. Choose your battles people. Choose your battles.
BandAid Tanline - Ummmm, never had that problem. I'd take any tanline I could get though!
Are You Socially Challenged? - Are you?
What Happens if my 6 Year Old Boy Accidentally Swallows his Baby Tooth? - Do you really want me to tell you what happens, or do you think you could figure this one out on your own?
Boys Barber Clippers - Okay.
Too Young to be a Grandma Shower - I'm too young to be a grandma too!
Child's Fear of Public Bathrooms - Honey, I'm afraid too. Especially with that Senator from Idaho running free!
They Say the Third Time is the Charm - Yes, they do. And they're lying! Don't let them fool you!
and my personal favorite:
Lovely D**pered L*dies - I don't even want to know.