Tuesday, August 28, 2007

MISSING!

This just in, Carrie, wife of Brett and mother of three, has gone missing.

After dropping her brood off at her parent's residence around 3 o'clock, she was spotted driving with her windows rolled all the way down, rocking out to Motely Crue, headed west on SR 9. She was last seen at the local drugstore buying the following items:

1 box of Calgon Bath Bubbles

1 Oprah Magazine

1 New Nicholas Sparks Novel

1 Buttercream-scented Yankee Candle

and

1 Small Bag of M & M's

Careful monitoring of her debit card confirms these purchases.

She then made one last known stop at the grocery store to purchase:

Pickles

Tomatoes

Good Cheddar Cheese

and

Wheat Bread

Most likely, to make a meal for herself resembling this:

















The Simple Sandwich.

It was reported around 6:00p.m. that her neighbors heard loud disco music coming from her residence, accompanied by the hum of a vacuum cleaner and the scent of Pine Sol. After that, her whereabouts are unknown.

Please be on the lookout for this woman.

And if you do see her, do not approach her and ask her to wipe your bottom or get your brother to stop being annoying. Proceed with caution.

8 comments:

Kyla said...

You enjoy yourself...for all of us. :)

Bananas said...

ooh I hope no one finds her. Sounds like she's having a totally great time!

Ann(ie) said...

Right on!!! You deserve that soooo much! And I'm gonna steal that sandwich recipe...YUM.

LindaJ said...

Hopefully she will be seen at my house next with the disco & Pine sol...oh, and bring the sandwich

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

Heavenly!!!

jen said...

GOOD for YOU. YES!

Tabba said...

sounds like my idea of an absolutely PERFECT day.....off!!!

Oh, The Joys said...

OTJ last seen chasing after Carrie yelling, "Take me with you..."