Friday, March 16, 2007

My Hot Date

Watch out honey, I've broken out the eyelash curler.

Why?

Because I have a date tonight.

With four hot men.




Just me and four guys.

I can't wait. We'll sing, we'll dance.

We'll travel near and we'll travel far . . .

In our big red car.




That's right honey, I'm all theirs tonight.

Well, theirs and a few thousand others and a groovy dinosaur and a dog and a pirate.

Aren't you jealous honey?

Don't you wish you were going to see

THE WIGGLES?

(someone shoot me)

16 comments:

Mel said...

Heh, heh. I am so sorry. Heh.
I missed out on the Wiggles... my kids were both too old by the time they came along.

Oh, The Joys said...

Ha! Good one. (May I recommend the ice pick to the forehead?)

LindaJ said...

Stick the curler in your eye, hurry it will feel better then enduring the wiggles.

I'm sorry, I'm also sorry for the company you wil be keeping.

Redneck Mommy said...

You have my sympathies.

There isn't enough love or mommy juice in the world for me to drag my chitlens to see those nutjobs.

But you have fun!!

Christina_the_wench said...

I've never been more happy to have teen daughters than I am at this very moment. Bullet dodged. Whew.

Earplugs, vodka and Valium. Bring a big purse.

Sandra said...

Oh how I am so grateful we are out of that phase. I have attended THREE, count 'em, THREE wiggles concerts in my day.

Lisa said...

Ekkk. I'm so glad we don't have cable. Seth has NO CLUE who the Wiggles are... heehee.

You have the most GEORGOUS hair! I love the color. I would kill for hair like that!

Jill said...

You'll have to give us your review of the new Greg, now that the old one decided to hang up his yellow shirt.

Mom101 said...

You may possibly be the first mom in history to curl your eyelashes for a Wiggles Concert.

I bet if you sit up front enough, they send a guy to ask you to come backstage afterwards. Oooohhhhh...

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Been there......done that! It could be SO much worse.....you could be going to see the Doodlebops! Junior Mayhem STILL loves the Wiggles. You want to know what is really sad? The other day at school, one of the teachers brought a fruit salad for lunch. Without even looking at each other three of us belted out,
"Fruit salad, yummy yummy!"

Yeah, that's just sad!
I suggest alcohol....it will numb the pain!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

OMG- Do you think the Wiggles get groupies? (hee-hee)

Wait! I just got the MOST frightening visual ever.....AHHHHH!

jen said...

whoa. might need a liter of scotch to get in the mood. or two?

whoops. sorry. have fun?

Pendullum said...

Dodged that bullet...
But I know that 'Jeff' is not touring...
why? Because some of my girlfriends have younger kids...
And have been talking non stop about the sick wiggle with a cane...
I am certain that it will bethe talk of your town, too...

Jenny said...

If greg was still around I'd totally be jealous. As it is, it's just an annoying shell of what it once was.

I miss you Greg!

Becky said...

aw i loved that show when i went 2 years ago! i had the best time! did greg perform?

Left Coast Sister said...

I'm in the Love the Wiggles camp, primarily because I'm also in the Hate the Doodlebops camp. Hope you had a great time! (It could be worse, have you seen any videos of old Raffi concerts? Love his music, fell into a coma watching the video.)