Auntie Carrie: Hey you guys, would you like a twinkie for dessert?
Braydon: What's a twinkie?
Braydon: What's a twinkie?
Let the record state that the only reason I had twinkies in the house was because last week I needed to get cash from the machine inside of a market and it ended up being broken. So, I did what any other rational person would do: grabbed the first thing I saw to purchase so I could get cash back from using my debit card at the register! And I didn't want to appear to be taking full advantage of the store's hospitality, so I grabbed the twinkies (which were displayed ever-so creatively to invite those impulse buyers such as myself)!
Braydon, on the other hand, is an apperition. The only 8 year old boy I know who hasn't succumbed to the evilness that is Hostess!
8 comments:
My children want you for an Auntie. They wouldn't know a Twinkie if it bit them on the ass! However, Mr. Twinkie and I love each other very much!
MMMmmm Twinkie. That is one of the U.S. Culinary delights that hasn't ever taken off down under.
just to gross you out, the center of a twinkie is lard.
say it. yuuummmmy.
I have to go puke now
lol awww. well i hope you gave him the twinkie. bring up him to date!
Will you adopt me?
In the UK - we have a similar delicacy that we love so much - very bad for you and totally fabulous... it's called swiss roll.
I could eat a whole one in a sitting...
My kids - don't even know it exists!
Just to throw everyone for a loop...he has only had Kool Aid once in hi 8 years too.
He's lucky to have his Auntie Carrie, she's got all the good treats.
Braydon's mom.
oh sure! sure you needed cash! uh-huh, sure ya did... :)
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